Blizzards and Asteroids…

Is there nothing global warming can’t do?

News anchor talking point: The asteroid is passing so near to earth due to the gravitational effects of global warming, racism, Republican obstructionism, the policies of George Bush and the easy availability of high-magazine clips.

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3 Responses to Blizzards and Asteroids…

  1. Ray Davies says:

    The sky is falling! The sky is Falling! Please president obama save us.

  2. Jim D says:

    We need to invent a way to guide these asteroids to hit these retards on the head!

  3. PhoneGuy says:

    “Is this an effect of global warming…?”

    I had to play that a couple of times because my brain couldn’t believe that my ears actually heard her say that. I’m speechless. It’s times like this when I really, really think we, as a species, are doomed.