“That’s why we have safe zones.”

A Colorado State Representative explains why he doesn’t think gals need to be armed.

“It’s why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have the whistles. Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at.”

“And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around or if you feel like you’re in trouble and when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop — pop a round at somebody.

See ladies? If you just stay in the safe zones and out of the rape zones, you will have no need for a gun. Besides, girls don’t know how to use guns. They might just “pop — pop a round at somebody.” Better just blow a whistle, you know, if you somehow wind up in a rape zone.

CAUTION: There is women’s liberation photo below.


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13 Responses to “That’s why we have safe zones.”

  1. fubar says:

    >>> If you just stay in the safe zones and out of the rape zones, you will have no need for a gun.

    and we’d be much safer if we’d just wear this burlap sack when we go out in public, too.

  2. Bill says:

    What has happened to CO? This one is almost as idiotic.

  3. RUDE JUDE says:

    Are these so called “safe zones” near the “gun free zones”???

  4. R.D. Walker says:

    The media should be giving this guy the same treatment they gave Todd Akin… but they won’t.

  5. R.D. Walker says:

    Make sure the lanyard on your whistle isn’t too strong ladies. You might get strangled or tied up with it if you stray out of the safe zone.

    • RUDE JUDE says:

      We could tie the ball point pen to the lanyard!! Poof! I’m saved!!!!

      • Ray Davies says:

        The pen is mighter than the sword, or so they say.
        I seem to remember a story in Guns & Ammo years ago where they loaded a ball point in front of a rifle load and fired at various things. Needless to say the pen broke up when hitting 1/2 plywood but the point went through. Done right, a pen can be mighty.

  6. Roy Ryder says:

    Salazar represents a state district that is north of Denver and primarily suburban. I suspect he’s going to have a hard time getting re-elected. I’m certainly going to do what I can to see that he does.

  7. Jim22 says:

    Team Glock is on it already:


  8. notamobster says:

    This guy is a scumbag of the highest order. I prefer that my wife & daughters use something a bit more… noisy. Like the Glock rape whistle.

  9. trebor snoyl says:

    I’d like to see ths A..hole all alone and confronted by predatory mountain men. He just might change his mind on firearms.