Slow Joe gives home defense advice to his wife….

Get a double barreled shotgun.

“If there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here–walk out, put that double barrel shot gun and fire two blasts outside the house — I promise you whoever is coming in…”

…will be taken care of by the sub-machine gun armed Secret Service agents stationed around the grounds.

By the way, when I was in Washington DC two years ago, the car I was riding in was forced to pull over by a convoy of vehicles with flashing lights. The last vehicle in the convoy was an SUV with an M-248 machine gun mounted in the back. I asked my driver WTF? He said it was Biden going from the Capitol to the White House complex.

But hey, you don’t need and AR-15. Get a double barreled shotgun and expend all your ammo in the air.

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21 Responses to Slow Joe gives home defense advice to his wife….

  1. notamobster says:

    I saw this yesterday. All I could think was, “what kind of idiot advises and entire nation to shoot off two rounds in the air”. Then I remembered it was Slow Joe and carried on.

  2. sortahwitte says:

    joe, aka dopey, had best be careful. By talking a home defense, he’s scabbing on the fop. They don’t appreciate people taking union jobs.

  3. R.D. Walker says:

    What a loon.

  4. AW Mens says:

    I had to watch that twice to just to make sure he was serious.
    He was.

  5. R.D. Walker says:

    I happened to see a clip on this on Good Morning America this morning. They were pretty shocked by it too. Their shock, however, was different from ours. They were shocked that Biden, Obama’s front man on gun control, would actually recommend that Americans buy a shotgun. They thought it was quite a gaffe that Biden recommended anyone possess a dangerous weapon like a shotgun.

    They had quite a laugh at silly ol’ Joe and his goofy gaffes,

  6. R.D. Walker says:

    Okay, we are all thinking it and I am just going to come right out and say it. WTF is going on with the interviewer’s voice?

  7. Bman says:

    I think Joe meant to say fire a 3 shot distress signal to alert the cops that you need help….

  8. AW Mens says:

    That would have required that he recommend the triple barrel shotgun Bman. Because those are so hard to find he no doubt assumed they were already banned.

  9. Rugerman says:

    Firing a gun in the air in my state is illegal. Doing as the asshat in waiting suggests would result in my being charged with a crime (assuming I was not murdered after leaving myself defenseless for the ensuing home invasion), and giving the progressives the excuse to disarm me. Other than that, his advice is on the money.

    • DocO says:

      Rugerman, that was my first thought to. In the ever increasing insanity that is our legal system, in some states firing a warning shot is illegal because it indicates you didn’t think your life was in danger, so you aren’t justified in using a firearm. Idiocracy is just a day way.

  10. Rugerman says:

    Oh, also my house doesn’t have a balcony. If it did, however, and I recklessly fired off a shotgun, I’m sure the left would quickly classify it as a “high capacity assault balcony”.

  11. R.D. Walker says:

    Um, by the way… How in the hell is an AR-15 hard to aim and use? Damn. It’s popularity is based on the fact that it is ridiculously easy to aim and use. Biden is so very, very full of shit.

  12. R.D. Walker says:

    Here is a video of that “much easier to aim and use” double barrel shotgun.

    Compared to a gal with an AR-15…

    • notamobster says:

      Buffer tube for small projectile with minimal powder, or solid wood stock for 9 of the same sized projectiles and a buttload of powder… Hmmm.

  13. Slaphappypap says:

    Why is Janet Napolitano reading for the Vice-Dumbass?