“Joe Salazar (D-CO): My Top 10 Lady Tips For Avoiding Rape”

The leftist media are ignoring this turd but the conservative bloggers are having a ball making fun of him.

Yo, ladies! Joe Salazar here. As you can tell from my picture, I’ve never had any problems attracting members of the opposite sex.


But even though I’m a musk-scented magnet for women, I’m sad to say not all men have my skills. Certain men can have problems in the area of inter-gender ice-breaking. Their troubles may cause them to stalk, attack, even assault women.

But since I’m a progressive — and therefore a big supporter of gun-control and chicks — I’m here to dispense my special, ladies-only advice for protecting yourself without firearms. I care about you, but I also care about a misunderstood, less well-adjusted male who gets his willie shot off just because you, in your hysterical woman-panic, thought he was gonna attack you.

So listen up, chicas, here are my top ten ways to avoid getting raped:”

The list is here

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2 Responses to “Joe Salazar (D-CO): My Top 10 Lady Tips For Avoiding Rape”

  1. Bman says:

    I was just talking to a female friend of mine the other day about rape. I said to her, “If I was a chick, and some guy tried to rape me, and I was defensless, I would tell the dude that I had AIDS.”

    I thought it was a brilliant thought. She then said, “Well, then he would just slash your throat because you would be no good to him.”

    “Touche, ” I said. I am not making light of rape in anyway. It was a true conversation.

    • notamobster says:

      I teach my wife and kids the most effective self-defense technique available, without weapons as an equalizer…

      If they’re close enough to put hands on you, they’re close enough for you to grab their ears or hair and drive your thumbs into their eye sockets, up to the second knuckle. Not a whole lot of blind people attacking anybody. Just saying.

      The key is to be swift and severe. No half stepping – or they’ll pull away and hurt you.