Smirkedad O’Brien Out At CNN

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America’s Least Popular Cable-News Personality™ has joined the growing ranks of the nation’s unemployed, and you’ll excuse me for being so late to blog about it, but it took a while before I could stop dancing long enough to sit down and type.

Inside sources at CNN lauded O’Brien as an “award-winning journalist” and “a big star.”

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20 Responses to Smirkedad O’Brien Out At CNN

  1. Bman says:

    She’s hot. That’s all.

  2. Bman says:

    She should see if she can get a job at Maybelline or something. Seriously.

  3. whosebone says:

    From time to time we get some small amount of justice, but yes, I’d do her.

    • RUDE JUDE says:

      Are you guys crazy or what??? Even I as a woman can spot gorgeous ones. But her? NO WAY!!!

      • Bman says:

        Let’s create a scenario, Rude Jude- Let’s say she never worked at CNN. Let’s say, you never heard the drivel that came out of her mouth. Let’s say, she worked most of her life as, oh I don’t know, as a surgery tech down at the local hospital. And let’s say, one day, you were at the grocery store and you saw her checking out the ripeness of cucumbers, or something. You wouldn’t say to yourself, “Wow. She’s pretty!” Really?

  4. Jim22 says:

    Not me. She’s obviously a leftist with that smirk. That ‘Smarter than you’ look could make any woman undesirable.

    My cousin always said Sean Connery looked like he knew something you didn’t. He was right.

    saen connery

    O’Brien has a different look. “I’m better than you and you can kiss my a$$.”

  5. westie says:

    Sean Connery does have a secret, pedophilia just like a lot of the elite especially in GB and Europe.

  6. notamobster says:

    Okay, after careful review of many soledad pics, I have to say that she is pretty, but not hot. That Jack Nicholson as “The Joker”, grinning like a donkey eating cactus smile of hers, doesn’t do it for me.

    In her defense, I don’t think it’s a smirk. I think that’s the natural structure of her facial muscles.

    To wit…

  7. Bman says:

    There is a difference between hot and pretty. A “hot” chick you want to be with for 5-10 minutes tops. A pretty girl is a whole different animal. I would rather spend time with a pretty girl than a hot one. O’brien is hot.

  8. notamobster says:

    See, the definition is different for me. A pretty girl is one who is naturally visually appealing. A hot girl is one who incites or is capable of inciting lustful response, generally through bioevolutionary triggers like curves, etc. It’s like an extra level-up from pretty.

    My mom, cousins, and daughters are fortunately all pretty. None of them are hot.

    Robin Meade, well she’s freaking hot:

    rm

    • notamobster says:

      Dana Perino?

      dana

      Pretty.

      Megyn Kelly?

      megyn

      Hot. Duh.

    • R.D. Walker says:

      Yep. Pretty hot. ;-)

      • notamobster says:

        Oh, since I was discussing levels of beauty attributable to hotness – I feel the need to add that any adjectival prefix to the word hot, thereby increases the recipients level by at least one. A follow-up noun, likewise increases the subjects stock further. For example:

        Mooch is a nasty mutt. -2
        Rosie O’Donnell is handsome. -1
        Julia Roberts is pretty. +/-
        Dana Perino is a pretty woman. +1
        Megyn Kelly is hot. +2
        Robin Meade is freaking hot. +3
        That Laura Linney is a smoking hot broad. +4

        Up next, my explanation of male restroom urinal etiquette.

  9. sortahwitte says:

    I think Dana Perino is hot. She ruled the white house pressroom. In one sentence she could tell that bunch of bedwetters to kiss her ass AND that it would happen only in their wildest dreams.

    It was like a mexican bullfight. When she finished cutting their ears off, I needed a cigarette. And I’ve never smoked.

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