An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.
In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
I hope it wasn’t cocked.
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Sure hope it was well-lubricated. Corroded guns are a bummer.
Also:
Sexy time!
I’ll bet you she’s a crack shot!
Allow me to spool up the rimshot:
I dunno, something seems fishy about this…
I think you’re right. There’s definitely something about this that doesn’t belong. Like it just doesn’t quite fit…
It was a compact & she was a tweeker, so I’m sure there weren’t any issues in that area, Uke. (pun intended)
“Gun in vagina jokes” is a well that runs dry fairly quick, isn’t it?
Yeah, I cun’t think of any more.
Lord, I am sorry for that joke…
Yeah you’re probably right. We’d just elicit groans from our readers if we tried to slip in more of these jokes.
She was gonna snatch it out and use it.
Okay, that one was good.
When you asked about it being cocked, was it the revolver that you were referring to or something else entirely?
Molon Labia?
Sorry.. sleep deprivation got the better of me and I went ahead and posted anyhow…
Bwahahaha
Wonder if the piece had a hair trigger?
So wrong… but clever.