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  1. R.D. Walker says:

    I just sent out a Revoista Fiesta update. Check your in-boxes.

  2. Kenneth says:

    No luck for me, Sir :(

  3. Air Force Brat says:

    Received. Definitely looking forward to the Fiesta. Still not sure about a certain Revoista in a banana hammock, though. I’m such an innocent little thing, and my heart may not be able to stand the strain. Sombrero would be OK, though.

  4. R.D. Walker says:

    Check again Kenneth.

  5. Jim22 says:

    got mine. Won’t be in the hotel. We’ll need to know about initial get-together spot.

    5,6,7 de mayo.

  6. R.D. Walker says:

    That will be forthcoming Jim. It will be on or about Beale Street.

  7. notamobster says:

    Saudi Prince charged in gaysex murder:

    http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/saudi-prince-accused-of-sex-related-murder-of-male-servant/19662914

    Any religion that teaches it’s adherents to denigrate and abhor women the way the religion-of-peace™ does, is bound to have some fruits.

  8. Kenneth says:

    Received. Thank you, Sir. Now I just need to see about getting off work :D

  9. Bman says:

    This was written by my high school german language teacher. He had friends who disappeared while he lived in Germany during the time of the Nazis. An amazing man who taught us more about times in Germany in thoes days than teaching us german. Even the kids in the back of the class who consistently screwed off (I was one of them), there wasn’t a “peep’ to be heard when he told us stories of his life growing up in Germany.

    Godspeed Herr Brockman

    http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20101008/OPINION02/710089939/0/OPINION

  10. sortahwitte says:

    I lived in West Germany (that dates me) for 3 years. Oktoberfest was great!

  11. notamobster says:

    One of my jarhead friends just sent me this:

    ______________________________________________________________________

    I may be wrong for not being upset* about this, but you can’t drive through a Palestinian infested area without getting your windows smashed out by angry little muslims. They should at least learn to stay out of the way of the oncoming traffic.

  12. Air Force Brat says:

    I’d floor it.

  13. sortahwitte says:

    The driver had plenty of time to turn and run him over with the tires. Must have been a pacifist. If the kid dies, it’s because of the “medical” team. Throw him in the ambulance like the sack of shit he is. It’s late and I’m tired of being nice.

  14. sortahwitte says:

    I forgot to mention how much I enjoyed the picture at the top. A beautiful six pack if I ever saw one. Did I mention I love women?

  15. Locke n Load says:

    Anyone remember the name of Bman’s bar?
    RD, check your phone Text Messages,lol

  16. Locke n Load says:

    no. odd
    wait, there it is. doy

  17. Locke n Load says:

    Whoo Hoo! back online, man it sucks running out of Airtime on the Net cards.

    So..

    Patron Silver, $35. No idea here…good price?

  18. Bman says:

    LnL….The Bun Lounge

  19. Locke n Load says:

    yeah, and you weren’t working tonight… sorry man, I tried. First time I’ve been through the area in such a long time.

  20. Bman says:

    ah shit! what did you have? wish i wouldve known

  21. Locke n Load says:

    I’m on my way up to Winnipeg, had 30 min to drop in and say hi. hell, I even had the place located on the map after RD gave me the name of the joint.
    I didn’t go in, I just resumed the run. I’m up in Pembina waiting to cross in morning

  22. Bman says:

    havent been up to pembina in a long long time…not much going on up there…coming back down this way after winnipeg?

  23. Locke n Load says:

    I have to bust a serious move to east central Illinois, then hopefully home. 900 miles by tues AM, arrgh.
    I was gonna have SUCH fun messing with you dude. I had it all planned out..I’d come in as a random Obama supporter and get you riled up, lol.
    Ah well. I’ll have to come up with another scheme next time but at least I know when you work now. Cracked me up, the bartender knew you as Bman,lol.

  24. Bman says:

    yep…thats what everyone knows me as…most customers dont even know me real name

  25. Locke n Load says:

    RD confirmed my guess at your last name but it didn’t take a genius,lol. I wasn’t sure about the first though. BTW, there’s a bunch of thoroughly confused folks over at the Hub. For some reason I thought THAT was your bar. They got 4 calls from me trying out different names looking for you!

  26. Bman says:

    haha…..yea, the hub is a shithole. havent been in there for years. Wish i wouldve been at the bar tonight. Was actually in there yesterday having a few watching football. Lost a bet and had to buy 10 people drinks. im glad it was happy hour though. The Bun is a very unique place. Intimate. One could go there with 3 bucks in his pocket and ending up having to take a cab home. It would be a good spot for a Revo-palooza in the future. Everyone would feel right at home.

  27. Locke n Load says:

    One of these days I’ll find out for myself. Until then I continue to maintain San Antonio should be Rev-Palooza’s 2nd annual headquarters.
    Dude, I would have SO punked you.

  28. Locke n Load says:

    BTW, I have to know. Uke, did you used to post in here under the name Calico Jack? Glad to have you aboard, whatever your origins :)

  29. Bman says:

    That wouldve been funny shit LnL. I wouldve gotten a kick out of it after I found out. However, never fuck with the guy who makes your drinks;)

    Me: “Here’s another drink, Sir! On the house even!”

    You: Thanks! By the way, It’s Locke n Load!

    Me: STOP! Don’t drink THAT!

  30. Locke n Load says:

    Bwahahahaha!

  31. R.D. Walker says:

    Do you believe in satanic possession? I kept expecting the blond’s head to spin around as she vomited pea soup.

    • notamobster says:

      Pure unadulterated evil! I wonder if the fire dept would show up, should their house catch fire?

  32. Locke n Load says:

    Royal “screwup” my ass. This is intentional, a deliberate attempt to nullify military voter participation. Shumer’s ‘outrage’ is hilarious considering the history of this crap in NY. Come to think of it this has happened in pretty much every election since 2000. Rmemeber the Bush 2000 votes that got disallowed? Lost in the mail? Took too long to arrive?

    Hogwash. This is a criminal act, period.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/10/11/2010-10-11_board_of_elections_gaff_may_nullify_new_york_soldiers_overseas_absentee_ballots.html

  33. Locke n Load says:

    WTF? That blonde is going to get bagged and beaten senseless. Why the FUCK can’t we bring back the public humiliation angle? I’d love to see the two neighbors locked in the stocks at townhoall, basket of rotten tomatoes and cabbages provided free of charge.

  34. slinger says:

    NOT in my neighborhood. It’s time for some vigilante justice for those sick F_CKS! The law may not be able to do anything about these rejects of society, but my neighbors and I certainly can.

  35. Bman says:

    “I’d love to see the two neighbors locked in the stocks at townhoall, basket of rotten tomatoes and cabbages provided free of charge.”

    Couldn’t agree more. However, I have another idea. For thoes who own dogs, when you poopscoop the backyard, save the dogshit in a nice 5-gallon bucket. Bring it to the townhall along with your favorite shit shovel. People could line up, say 10 feet away from the stocks, and start slining the dogshit with the shovels at the faces of the assholes. Heck, make it a charity event, say $10 per bucket of shit, that would be donated to the family with the dying daughter.

  36. Bman says:

    And where the hell has RudeJude been?

  37. Locke n Load says:

    Outpost Indianapolis, Allison Transmission Factory:
    Knockout 20ish shipping clerk tkaes my papers. I comment that the office looks so ancient it could be a set for a 40’s era film noire. She looks blankly at me, then says they don’t paint down there because they’re saving money instead of firing people. I say Great! There are still capitalists in Indy! Another blank stare… “I’m not a capitalist” she finally says. Really, why? “because I think its morally wrong to waste money. Politics isn’t my thing”
    My head starts spinning, hopes are dashed.. this young lady doesn’t even know what capitalism IS. I think she thinks its a political party…
    Welcome to the future.

  38. Uke says:

    BTW, I have to know. Uke, did you used to post in here under the name Calico Jack? Glad to have you aboard, whatever your origins

    Neg, sir. I found RealRevo for the first time roughly… oh I dunno, month or two ago. Hell, I was just looking for a one night stand, but then fell for Revo hard, and I’ve been here ever since! :P

  39. Locke n Load says:

    hehe, yeah, that happns to a lot of us. we’re slutty that way.

  40. MadBrad says:

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

    The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

    The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

    The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

    She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,

    Slim,

    Tall,

    38D breast,

    24″ waist and

    34″ hips.

    When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”

  41. Uke says:

    Good one Brad, hehe.

    ***

    A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.
    She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”
    “No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact, I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy most — cars and men.

    Therefore, I chose ‘Carmen'”.
    “What’s your name?” she asked.
    He answered, “B.J. Titsengolf.”

  42. notamobster says:

    Guy decides to have a costume party and tells his friends to come dressed as a human action or emotion. First woman shows up in a pink boa and pink leotard. She tells him “I’m tickled pink”.

    2nd guest is painted green with a yellow “NV” on his chest. Host says “Let me guess, green with envy?”

    #rd guest shows up wearing nothing but his pants. No shoes. No shirt. Just pants. The host starts laughing and says “what the hell are you?”

    “I’m premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants!”

    _________________________________________________________

    CHECK OUT MY SWEET GHILLIE SUIT! I MADE IT YESTERDAY WITH 2 HRS LABOR, $14 IN MATERIAL, AND SOME SEWING SKILLS TAUGHT TO ME BY MY MOM WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER! WILL POST MORE PICS AS I GET THEM.

  43. Uke says:

    Funny joke, awesome suit x awesome price. :o

    ***

    INC Potentially Offensive Joke

    ***

    There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
    First he pointed at his eyes (meaning “I”) then pointed at his knees (meaning “need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
    Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
    The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, “You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw.”
    The other guy replied, “I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming.”

  44. notamobster says:

    I love the new banner on the front page!!!

  45. 95FLTC says:

    I know y’all don’t know me…but here’s my joke.

    What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a Dollar bill?

    ….the dollar bill is worth four quarters….

    I know…it’s sad.

  46. notamobster says:

    This shit struck me as funny!

  47. R.D. Walker says:

    Seems we are under a spam attack. Bots are hitting the site like mad slowing us way down. Not much I can do about it now. Thanks for your patience.

  48. R.D. Walker says:

    Seems to be solved. I don’t know what it was but it was hitting some other site on which the Revo shares its server. Hopefully that is it.

  49. slaphappypap says:

    Spent most of my weekend passing out campaign flyers for Bill Brady running for Governor of Illinois. Our last two clowns are making and about to make our license plates.

  50. John B. says:

    Westboro Baptist is planning on protesting at a soldiers funeral in my town Saturday morning. Does anyone have any suggestions on what can be done about it?

  51. notamobster says:

    Tear gas?

  52. R.D. Walker says:

    This site has a good spam watchdog. It is a good thing too. We are under a spam assault this month. The Revo has been spammed with over 4,500 spam messages in the first two weeks of this month. That is twice as many as we have had in an whole month previously. They don’t seem to be of any particular source. Just the usual batch of porn, stimulates and unknown Russian shit.

    If we weren’t filtering this crap out, this site would be unusable. It really is amazing.

    Anyway, if your posts get trapped in the spam filter, I usually find them and promote them to the board. There as so many flying in now that I might miss them. Just don’t ever say the name of a certain blue pill or the other product for erectile dysfunction. That will have the spam watchdog running off with your post every time.

  53. 95FLTC says:

    @nota…in the pic. Does he have gas or something? That DOES look weird…

  54. Uke says:

    @JohnB:
    The best strategy I’ve seen is that organization of bikers that volunteers to stand/idle/rev as necessary in a line between the WBC and the funeral.

    Whether you get them or organize some local bikers yourself doesn’t matter much, probably.

  55. notamobster says:

    I forgot about those guys…good call.

  56. notamobster says:

    95FLTC:

    It looked like he was sneaking up on him in a cartoonish fashion. Coming from Joe Biden, it’s not unrealistic.

  57. John B. says:

    You would think a bunch of Harleys revving would drown out the preacher. Hopefully there will be enough turnout to just block them. I sent WBC an e-mail but they didn’t reply.

  58. Uke says:

    WBC has an ideological agenda. They’re not likely to respond favorably to you just because you say “please.”

    Secondly, the sound of Harleys are a welcome sound to mourning family members in comparison to the utter, vile hatred that WBC protesters spew.

    http://www.americanlegionriders.net/protest.shtml

    I do hope you’re able to throw this or some other sort of monkey wrench in their plans, brother. Our honored fallen deserve better than what those lunatics give.

  59. John B. says:

    I actually used please and respectfully. Thanks for the support.

  60. notamobster says:

    http://www.patriotguard.org/

    this is the national org

  61. 95FLTC says:

    @nota…you beat me to it.

    Yes, PGR is a fantastic…no, honorable group. A lot a former military…and alot are not. THAT is what makes it great…it’s mostly just patriots…like the name says. My work schedule has not allowed me to participate lately, but that changes in January, so come spring, I will be all over it full force in Ohio/PA/New York/WV area. Go on you tube and search for the Texas Liberty Bell…this guy goes to bunches of military funerals…quite possibly one of the most influential citizens I’ve heard of. Will try to post the link…

  62. 95FLTC says:

    Try this one….

  63. 95FLTC says:

    Okay….RATS!!!!

    Someone fill me in, I’m sure it’s something really simple that I ain’t doin here. sheesh….a guy tries to help and bam…he looks like an idiot. heh heh heh…

  64. R.D. Walker says:

    You gotta have the keys to the kingdom to post photos or videos to the comments. Otherwise Poly would really be mad.

  65. 95FLTC says:

    THANK YOU!!!

    I was beginning to think I was a real idiot.

    At any rate…the item I wrote about isn’t hard to find, there are about 9 million references to it on you tube…

    Thanks again,
    John

  66. notamobster says:

    you can just put the url in the comment and I’ll embed it for ya. (if it falls within the “strict” guidelines)

  67. John B. says:

    The family has already been in touch with the Patriot Guard and they are going to be there.

  68. Uke says:

    God Almighty, I love those guys. As much as I value my weekends, I’d do the same in a heartbeat if I lived in Kansas, or if I heard of these WBC jackasses doing a long distance recon into my neck of the woods.

    Hell, I think I’d give my bike a tune-up the week before to make sure it’s EXTRA loud and throaty!

  69. BrunDawg says:

    File under business aligned for the future (not a recommendation just pointing out management foresight);

    “National Presto Industries, Inc. operates in three business segments. The Housewares/Small Appliance segment, designs and sells small household appliances and pressure cookers under the PRESTO® brand name, and is recognized as an innovator of new products. The Defense segment manufactures a variety of products, including medium caliber training and tactical ammunition, energetic ordnance items, fuzes, and cartridge cases. The Absorbent Products segment primarily engages in the manufacture of private label adult incontinence products.”

    Canning, ammunition, and incontinence products. Draw your own storyboard.