The Dumbest Real Revo Thread Ever!

  1. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    The poor always need more. They need more food stamps. They need more Medicaid. They need more months of unemployment. They need more public housing. They need more of your money.

    If Mitt has to out-pander President Food Stamps, he has his work cut out for him. I suggest the only chart single of a porn star turned one-hit-wonder for his campaign song. It perfectly captures what politicians are expected to say to the noble and respected “very poor.”

    She is actually singing about porn which makes it even more perfect.

    “But if you want to know how I really feel
    Get the cameras rolling
    Get the action going
    Baby you know my love for you is real”

    How friggin perfect is that?

  2. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Hehe! Where do you find some of these songs? Did you have this one on 8-track next to your Xanadu album?

     

  3. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Ummmmmm, our standards of beauty for porn stars have changed a bit, no?

  4. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Come to the Fiesta and have some home made whiskey and dig on my 8 track collection. It’s gonna be groovy.

  5. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Personally, I prefer the 70s model pronos… No tattoos, nothing pierced but ear lobes, no silicone silly cones, nice tan lines and grooming practices that didn’t make them look like they are prepubescent.

  6. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Yea but for some reason all the gals had banana boobies back then. What gives?

  7. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    That is a damnable lie, sir. The were just smaller.

  8. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    roflmao.
    why, you almost sound Victorian in your tastes :)

    Hubba hubba!

    Oops, wait, thats the 1870s, not 1970s

  9. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

  10. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    And I’m pretty sure they didnt have any grooming practices whatsoever back then. Guys with braces took care of that….

  11. Uke :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Personally, I prefer the 70s model pronos… grooming practices that didn’t make them look like they are prepubescent.

    So what if I prefer fine lawncare? Sounds like SOME kinda dog whistle to me!

    :P

  12. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    No, it is some kind of a cat whistle; a pussy cat whistle.

  13. Uke :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    No, it is some kind of a cat whistle; a pussy cat.

  14. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    More, more, more
    How do you like it, how do you like it?

  15. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Aaaaaaand call the time. That did it, this thread is officially WAY off the rails :)

  16. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    It’s your fault.

  17. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Actually, with the perfectionist RD is in regards to lawn care, I would think he would like it….mowed. ;)

  18. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Nah, I like adult women.

  19. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Well yes, yes it is :)
    And since I started it, let me point out a little oddity that might surprise the lot of you who consider the Mormons ultra-prim.
    I’ve been through every major metropolitan area in the country, all of them, and the one city with the most billboards per freeway square mile advertising implants and other assorted plastic surgeries?
    Salt Lake City.
    Not LA, not Miami. Salt Lake City
    Laser Hair Removal billboards too.

  20. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    The women in SLC are stunning btw, surgery or lawn care notwithstanding

  21. MadBrad :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    I came here wondering what all the Food Stamp talk was all about.

    DAYUM!

    BTW, Andrea “More, more, more” with the “True Connection” recently passed away. No Andrea, no more.

  22. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    “The women in SLC are stunning…”

    That is the result of Mormon clean living, I am guessing, and nothing to do with Mormon accelerated paternal pedigree collapse.

  23. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Beats the hell out of me RD but there it is. This place is like Xanadu for shapely blondes.

    —————-
    Bwahahahaha! Just noticed you inserted that above Bman

  24. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    She was too young to pass Brad, lifestyle related death?

  25. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Ya gotta admit the women in the 70′s needed a strong application of Ortho’s Weed-B-gon though. I like grass but not interested in a bunch of thatch.

    I’m done

  26. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Shall we get into the deviancy or turn-ons of the North Koreans? Probably not…
    Oh what the hell, YES, we shall.
    It is considered UNBEARABLY atractive to North Korean men when the available ladies have 70′s afro sized, ummmm, accoutrements.

  27. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    I’m going to assume Van is busy taking notes.

  28. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    I hope my mom doesn’t decide to read the comments today.

  29. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    I was thinking maybe the entire thread would burst into flames any minute now…

  30. Bman :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    I don’t think Glenn Beck will be ripping off any comments from this post today

  31. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Just so y’all know, my mother-in-law reads every word.

  32. Locke n Load :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Is she North Korean?

  33. R.D. Walker :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    Uh, no. She is 100% Iowan.

  34. MadBrad :

    Date: February 1, 2012 · 

    From ABC News…

    Andrea Marie Truden, lead singer of the ’70s disco act Andrea True Connection, died Nov. 7 in Kingston, New York, according to the Daily Freeman. She was 68. A cause of death was not released.

    Truden started her career as an adult film actress, appearing in approximately 60 hardcore porn films as Andrea True, but caught the disco wave with the 1976 smash hit “More More More,” which reached #4 on the Billboard chart.

    True returned to porn for a short time after she was unable to match the success of “More More More” — her follow-up singles “What’s Your Name What’s Your Number” and “N.Y. You Got Me Dancing” were nowhere near as popular. She later retreated from the spotlight completely.

    In 1999, the alt-rock group Len sampled “More More More” in their hit “Steal My Sunshine,” briefly reviving interest in the singer.

5 Responses to The Dumbest Real Revo Thread Ever!

  1. Locke n Load says:

    Oh yeah, that’ll work

    Dear Mrs Mother in Law. Please forgive my crass digressions. I’m sleep depraved.

  2. Locke n Load says:

    Muuuuuuch better

  3. Uke says:

    I approve of this dumb thread. I won’t apologize for my participation in it.

  4. Bman says:

    If it wasn’t for this thread, I would’ve never know about the Norks. And knowing is half the battle!

  5. Locke n Load says:

    hehehehe

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