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  1. notamobster says:

    Female Texas State Trooper who sexually-violated female driver during roadside search has been FIRED!!!

    Good riddance! She should go to jail, too! Miserable scrunt gives every cop on the street a bad name. Good guys +1!

    • RJ says:

      second that, I bout fell outta my chair when I saw that video. She shoulda been canned as soon as her Sgt became aware of the search.

  2. Slaphappypap says:

    Wall Street Journal Article: Unions Wary of Health Care Law they backed.

  3. BrunDawg says:

    By Associated Press, Updated: Thursday, January 31, 9:23 AM
    WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama will let his jobs council expire this week without renewing its charter, winding down one source of input from the business community even as unemployment remains stubbornly high.

  4. notamobster says:

    My phone just rang:


    “This is Cindy with the Claims Assistance Group. I am conducting a survey to see if you or anyone in your household is interested in getting Social Security Disability…”


    She didn’t ask if anyone is eligible, or God-forbid, actually disabled/unable to work. Just if we wanted it.

    Now we know how 8 million, plus went on SSDI during term one. I’d bet money that these people get paid for claims assistance. Infuriating.

    • notamobster says:

      You may think you're awesome, but you'll NEVER be this awesome. You may think you’re awesome, but you’ll NEVER be this awesome.

      • Ray Davies says:

        Notta, you should not put up the home pictures of Mr Walker. It’s not nice and besides there might be some female ape in the zoo somewhere using him for a pin up.

  5. RJM says:

    Nota, you really shouldn’t be posting pictures of yourself and your weapons. You are telling everyone that you are easy and a target for home invaders to steal those weapons.

    • notamobster says:


      If I’m ever that guy, I’ll be eating that pistol, not posing with it. Um, no offense to any of our readers, if you are in fact, the random creepy guy in the picture.

      • Bman says:

        “Guitars, Banana Sacks, and Hillbilly Mullets” was a big album in the day.

        • Rockheim says:

          Guitars? Where? that man is beyond cool. He has 1 Rock band and 1 guitar hero controller there and.. wait.. does that label me somehow… I think I may just need to get out more..

  6. notamobster says:

    This was a drive home from the nearest store, back in September. It’s shaky, but it’s all dirt roads. Anyone who’s ever lived on a dirt road can tell you. They’re bumpy.

  7. sortahwitte says:

    RD, I loved the view from the front seat of your convertible as you drove to work this am. I’m a Ford guy but have always said GM has the best heaters and defrosters. Did you accumulate any snow in the back seat? We did have ours out on New Years Day. Cold, but no snow.

    You. are. the. man.

    • Uke says:

      At a buck a round, you ain’t kidding about it being expensive. I think I’ll just sit on what I have and reload my brass with 75gr OTMs when I shoot through the can.

    • Uke says:

      And it’s gone anyway, lol.

      When I posted at noon, there were exactly 33 cans left. Out of stock now.

      • notamobster says:

        Yep. I remember a year ago .50 BMG was $5 per for reloads. This is just crazy.

        The GSG-522 that I paid $260 for (on sale) , is now close to $500 most places AND out-of-stock. It was averaging $350 last year.

  8. notamobster says:

    Jihadi work accident.

    • R.D. Walker says:

      Interesting that it has lat and long on it…

      View Larger Map

      • Jim22 says:

        Looks like Lat/Long is off by a quarter mile or so. The BG’s were close to the canal.

        That’s not unusual. When you get outside of the US or Canada the maps are frequently off by more than that.

        • R.D. Walker says:

          I was wondering if the coordinates might have been where the observing device itself was rather than where it was targeting.

    • Uke says:

      I don’t think it’s my imagination that I saw little jihadi chunks go flying off at warp speed. 🙂

  9. sortahwitte says:

    I just finished a one hour tv program on our local broom closet pbs. It was the Best of Soul Train with Don Cornelious. It was very good. Curtis Mayfield, Smokey Robinson, Aretha Franklin, Lou Rawls, Stevie Wonder, Barry White, and many others. If you didn’t know, I like mo-town. If you see it advertised, it’s worth your time.

    • notamobster says:

      Love me some Motown. Old soul music rocks!
      Teddy Pendergrass (Love TKO), Mary Wells, Martha & The Vandellas, The Temptations, Gladys… Great music my brother!

      Further back, the parents of soul music, old soulful jazz:

      Billie Holiday. Satchmo. Count Bassie. Ella Fitzgerald… I turned my wife on to Lady Day and Satchmo. I love the old jam sessions these folks used to have. Incredible music.

  10. Ray Davies says:

    Am I wrong? but aren’t there a lot more commenters than there were a month or so ago? No problem, Just asking.

  11. Uke says:

    White House Warns: DO NOT SHOOP THIS PIC!

    I mean… wow. I might have to buy Photoshop just to do so repeatedly.

    • R.D. Walker says:

      I predict that it will be the most Photoshopped photo in history.

      • Uke says:

        Seriously! We can even combine memes! Combine the “Shootin’ Barry” meme with the “Obama Was There” meme and voila! Suddenly Barry is shooting jihadis in Iraq, taking down Osama in Pakistan, blasting at Charlie in the Ia Drang, even storming the beaches of Normandy in a black and white gen-you-wine photograph!

    • R.D. Walker says:

      Don’t worry. Unlike the AR-15, that’s one of those good guns that you can safely fire at school children.

  12. R.D. Walker says:

    Don’t get used to it Walter…

  13. BaconNeggs says:

    Which is it, Faith Hope and Charity or Faith Hope and Love?

    Today I accompanied my wife to Church and struck by the sermon, of St Pauls definition of Love…”Faith Hope and Love and of the three, Love is the greatest”.

    St Pauls definition of Love seemed perfect but I could not recall ever reading it in the Bible as a child, and so I did a quick online search and found that it differs depending on which Bible – the 1611 King James version which speaks of Faith Hope and Charity or the Modern Bibles which speaks of Faith Hope and Love.

    To me Charity and Love are different things so its a bit puzzling why Love have replaced Charity in the earlier Bibles.

    Anyway, I am just think out loud here, maybe some of you have had similar thoughts.

  14. Jim22 says:

    More 20 and 30 round AR mags available. Yhey are ‘Asshole proofed’ meaning you can only buy three. It’s accompanied by this:

    “O OUR LOYAL SKD CUSTOMERS: These mags will not be made available at our normal price so they can be flipped to take advantage of the current buying frenzy. Nor will we be profiteering off of this current panic like some vendors in our community. In order to make these mags “ASSHOLE-PROOF”, we will sell them at or near current market pricing, and donate the difference from our normal price to either the National Rifle Association or the Special Operations Warrior Foundation. If you take issue with this move on our part, please do not write, email, or call to complain- we will not respond. Just take a deep breath, do a little yoga, and channel your energy into doing something productive.”

    ASSHOLE-PROOFED Lancer L5AWM Advanced Warfighter Magazine, 30 Round *LIMIT 3 PER CUSTOMER*

    List Price: $23.50
    Our Price: $28.99

  15. Locke n Load says:

    holy crap, is anyone watching chris wallace attck LaPierre on Fox?
    Wallace is squandering all the respect i’d cobbled together for him… And Wayne, given multiple opportunities, didnt once point out what STOPPED the Oregon shooter.
    very disappointing

  16. Uke says:

    Lights went out in N’Oleans Stadium? Blame Bush. Didn’t care about black people.

  17. notamobster says:

    I like the new quote.

  18. vanagram says:

    Reason #5,792 to get the hell out of Chicago:

    Cops won’t respond to burglaries, break-ins or property damage. Or more accurately “won’t respond immediately” anymore. You see, they need to have cops on patrol to keep the number of shootings down. So, if you’re out and about and call 911 because 4 guys are carjacking you, I guess you’re on your own. Oh, and remember, the copes won’t come AND you’re not allowed to have a gun.

    Gee, I wonder if this combination might, maybe, I don’t know…..’embolden’ the criminal element a tad? Nah.

    • notamobster says:

      Had another interview today. Went well, I thought – but I don’t seem to know what a god interview is these days. That said I should hear back either way within a week, but I’ve been led to a lot, lately. Why can’t people just shoot straight?

  19. notamobster says:

    Has anyone else watched the Netflix original series “House of Cards”, yet? Its a great show. Loaded with dirty pool and rotten, back stabbing bastards.

  20. Jim22 says:

    A new business in Texas. Non GMO seeds at reasonable prices.

  21. Greg B says:

    Frikkin beta software.

  22. Bman says:

    Name that Celeb….

  23. notamobster says:

    OH MY GAWD!!! I cheated and looked at the html in your comment! Holy crap! Wow. You killed it for me, forever. 🙁 Thanks, Bman.

    Everybody thank Bman.

    • Bman says:

      How do you think I feel!!! She was in my top 5, dude! I’m thinking about not going in to work tomorrow…

      • notamobster says:

        Mrs Nota knew right away. She said “Ha! Welcome to reality, men. No one can stay pretty forever.”

        • Bman says:

          I’m starting to wonder if she ever was! Make up is a lie! A Gol Dang lie!

          • notamobster says:

            I’ve said for years that it should be called “make-believe”!

            She needs to eat some cornbread & potatoes, or something. I’ve officially lost all faith in make-up artists, everywhere.

  24. RJM says:


    • Bman says:

      For the record, I’m not a superficial A hole. But Chresus Jist! She has been replaced in my top 5 by this gem. I’m sure Faith Hill is a very, very nice lady though. I sincerely mean that….

  25. sortahwitte says:

    “Gold is for the mistress, silver for the maid,
    Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade.
    ‘Good!’ said the Baron, sitting in his hall.
    But steel – cold steel is master of them all.”

    – Rudyard Kipling

  26. RJM says:

    ONJ never did anything for me, at least not like Marie Osmond who has gotten hotter with age.

    I liked Maryann better than Ginger in Gilligan’s Island and I liked Bailey better than Jennifer in WKRP.

  27. Jim22 says:

    Heh… “Is it okay to pour water on a terrorist’s face if it’s dropped from an unmanned drone?”

    • Ray Davies says:

      No, you pour a terrorist on Waters face when dropped from 10,000 feet. You only need to do it once.

  28. Jim22 says:

    Happy Birthday to Locke N Load from Mr. & Mrs. 22

    • Locke n Load says:

      Well ty 🙂 I’m taking Mrs22’s advice and working the backward-counting trick. For the record I’m thinking 33 will be a good year. again.

  29. sortahwitte says:

    LnL! Happy Birthday and many happy returns!

    • Locke n Load says:

      Thanks buddy. Spent it at home with family and just-as-young friends of 40 yrs.. Lucky to have old and AND new friends like the Revo.

  30. notamobster says:

    Child-molesting horse …ahem… “whisperer” hangs himself in jail.

    • notamobster says:

      Apparently George W Bush is a painter. Can you imagine what a hacked Bill Clinton email account would look like? Pictures of naked women & shots of his junk, sent to unsuspecting women…

  31. R.D. Walker says:

  32. notamobster says:

    I love the change to the header!!! It’s going on the FB page, too!

  33. Greg B says:

    Northern CA guy arrested for wanting to set off a bomb at a bank.
    Wanted “right wing militias” blamed for it.
    Be vigilant, my friends.
    Watch carefully for false flag ops. Whether orchestrated by the gov
    ( and I hate to say that, but it wouldn’t surprise me), or just plain old psycho lefties.

  34. R.D. Walker says:

    Gratuitous Kate Upton Sports Illustrated cover: Fellas, don’t click on this link if you are dealing with any sort of heart disease. It might kill you.

    • RJ says:

      beeeep flatline …… thump thump pounding on chest….. well you warned me…. but hey I always have taken chances…. 🙂

  35. R.D. Walker says:

    Breaking the Sandra Fluke narrative: Romney Won White Women Over Obama, 56-42.

  36. R.D. Walker says:

  37. R.D. Walker says:

    Defensive driving experts: How do you plan for this?

  38. Jim22 says:

    “Survivor – Texas Style”

    Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” TV show, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!”

    The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

    They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

    Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

    1. “I’m A Democrat”
    2. “Amnesty For Illegals”
    3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”
    4. “Boycott Beef”
    5. “I Voted For Obama”
    6. “George Strait Sucks”
    7. “Re-elect Obama In 2016”
    8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”
    9. “Rosie O’Donnell Is Texas Born”
    10. “I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer”
    11. “Barney Frank Is My Hero”
    12. “I Side With Jane Fonda”
    13. “It’s Bush’s Fault”
    14. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”

    and the last sticker is…
    15. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”

    The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

    Thanks to HiswiserAngel

    • Locke n Load says:

      Love it!
      Of course on the left coast run up thru laredo you wouldn’t find but half the population understanding English anyway 🙂

  39. R.D. Walker says:

    TSA is a worthless means to employ petty tyrants. That is all.

  40. Z says:

    Bill Evers: How to Convince a Socialist to Become a Libertarian

  41. Jim22 says:

    Worth a look:

    Expediant homemade ammo at the Home Gunsmith: