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  1. R.D. Walker says:

    NrY5y6e

  2. Jim22 says:

    Every reference I see of Bill Clinton and Monica reminds me of this image of him posing with porn stars in Monaco. It had to have been planned ahead of time – at least by the women. Why else would the redhead wear a blue dress with a strategically placed white doodad on it.

    Does the dress look photoshopped?

    clinton, posr stars

  3. Greg B says:

    So, 200K+ jobs added in February.
    Anyone want to lay odds on how many of those jobs are related to firearms & ammunition manufacturing?
    Unintended consequences indeed.

  4. R.D. Walker says:

    If you are really serious about smuggling booze into that concert…

  5. Jim22 says:

    Get ‘Em While You Can

    droneloads

  6. R.D. Walker says:

    The Pine Tree Flag in the banner…

    The Tree Flag (or Appeal to Heaven Flag) was one of the flags used during the American Revolution. The flag, featuring a pine tree flag with the motto “An Appeal to God,” or, more usually, “An Appeal to Heaven,” was used originally by a squadron of six cruisers commissioned under George Washington’s authority as commander in chief of the Continental Army in October 1775.

  7. R.D. Walker says:

    An Appeal to God…

    The phrase “Appeal to Heaven” is used multiple times by John Locke in his work, Two Treatises of Government. The phrase connotes that after all other alternatives of seeking justice have been exhausted, only an “appeal to heaven” remains:

    β€œWhat is my Remedy against a Robber, that so broke into my House? Appeal to the Law for Justice. But perhaps Justice is denied, or I am crippled and cannot stir, robbed and have not the means to do it. If God has taken away all means of seeking remedy, there is nothing left but patience. But my Son, when able, may seek the Relief of the Law, which I am denied: He or his Son may renew his Appeal, till he recover his Right. But the Conquered, or their Children, have no Court, no Arbitrator on Earth to appeal to. Then they may appeal, as Jephtha did, to Heaven, and repeat their Appeal, till they have recovered the native Right of their Ancestors, which was to have such a Legislative over them, as the Majority should approve, and freely acquiesce in.”

    • Ray Davies says:

      There were several “Pine Tree Flags” it’s worth your time to look them up on the internet. The Bunker Hill Flag combines the Pine tree with the Gadsen flag. I had to look these up in my 8YO grandson’s flag history book.

      • notamobster says:

        I’ve been familiar with this song for many years, but had never actually heard it. I’ve only ever seen the words. Enjoy:

    • fubar says:

      I had to order a copy of the Two Treatises; my daughter wanted to read it.

      Our library system (linked thru the entire county and not a small county either) didn’t even list the book, much less possess it.

      But my local library does carry 4 copies of 50 Shades of Grey.

    • Greg B says:

      R.D., looks like the Liberty Tree has been taking a beating.
      But we’re ready to fix it.

  8. Jim22 says:

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

    Sofia-Vergara-Lady-Desdemon

  9. sortahwitte says:

    Today, Saturday, lucky gunner has 6 different 5.56 rounds in stock. They start at 89 cents each and go up. So, if you want them bad enough….. Just remember, they’re using you like the only woman on a pirate ship.

  10. Jim22 says:

    Shooting RC Planes with Machine Guns at the October,2010 Big Sandy Shoot near Wikieup, Arizona. It’s 9:33 of gunfire. Obviously before ammunition was so hard to get.

    “We managed to run through 1500 reactive targets and 38 planes. The airplanes didn’t stand a chance as everyone’s Triple A capabilities were awesome. I do not remember any of the airplanes making it through more than 6 passes with most of them getting shot down in 2 or 3. The night flying was real cool to watch and presented a problem for our pilot to see his plane as most of the tracer fire was green and the lights on the planes were green.. We figured there where 200 rds a second going up at the planes when they presented themselves. The sky was filled with the tracers!”

  11. notamobster says:

    Great new country artist! I can’t wait to hear more from her.

  12. Jim22 says:

    RD, did you make the ‘Gun cloud’ image?

    NrY5y6e

    If not OK, but if so you might like to know I saw it over at Flopping Aces.

    http://floppingaces.net/2013/03/09/thought-crimes-and-pastry-guns-reader-post/

  13. Greg B says:

    I was going to go to the Del Mar gun show today.
    As luck would have it, my father in law and I were at a local gun store doing some paperwork. (Early birthday present for me, woo Hoo!)
    Anyhoo, we heard more than one customer remarking that it was a 2 hour wait just to get into the parking lot. Another 2 hours just to get parked, and then ANOTHER 2 hours to get a ticket to enter.
    Needless to say, we decided not to go.
    Surprisingly, the store we were at had quite a few rifles in their racks. Mostly bolt action, and the only auto loaders I saw were .22s.
    But I will be picking up my new piece of equipment in two weeks.
    My wife says we should take a boating excursion after.
    If you get my drift. πŸ™‚

  14. Jim22 says:

    Lost something in the translation.

    “PYONGYANG, DPRK BHN) – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un threatened to attack South Korea in response to new UN sanctions on the pariah state.

    “Our mighty armies will blow death and destruction on aggressor forces that dare challenge us,” said Jong Un. “Our brave soldiers will repeatedly blow our enemies until they cannot stand.”

    http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/bighairynews/2013/03/kim-jong-un-hurls-more-threats.html

  15. Uke says:

    I like the newest version of the Appeal to Heaven banner.

  16. notamobster says:

    If anyone would be interested in purchasing some quality, custom-made, hand-crafted, furniture which has hidden compartments (as seen here) let me know. My brother is a custom woodworker – who is now working in this area (hidden compartment furniture):

  17. Notamobster says:

    Off we go, into the wild blue yonder… Well, it’s more of a grayish overcast but you get the point. πŸ™‚

  18. notamobster says:

    Yay. Chicago. I feel dirty just being in his city. Booooo!

    • notamobster says:

      Looking down at the frozen tundra that is Iowa, at the moment. Nice place. A bit flat for me, but at least it ain’t Chicago.

      • R.D. Walker says:

        Hey! Stop knocking flyover country flyover boy.

      • R.D. Walker says:

        I just ran outside and waved. Did you see me?

        • notamobster says:

          I think so.

          I’d sooner live in Iowa than 46 other states I can think of (off the top of my head). I wasn’t knocking it, just making an observation. I love you people. πŸ™‚

  19. R.D. Walker says:

    We have a Pope.

  20. vanagram says:

    What to do? What to do?

    Urgent Attention, Sir/Madam.

    I am Mr. David D. Hodgkinson, Executive Chairman HSBC Bank New York; this organization was set up to fight against scam and Fraudulent activities worldwide. This Group is responsible for investigating the legitimacy of unpaid contract, inheritance and lotto winning claims by companies and individuals and directs the paying authorities (Banks) worldwide to make immediate payment of verified claims to the beneficiaries without further delay.

    You are being legally contacted regarding the release of your long awaited fund. After a detailed review of your file, the United Nation Monetary Unit has been authorized to release your fund immediately. The sum of US$25,500,000.00; has been approved in your favor via my desk. This payment will be made via Telegraphic Transfer.

    Be informed that we are working in collaborations with the United Nation secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-Moon, who authorize the immediate payment of your long awaited fund without any further delay.

    You are advised to include the followings below:

    (1). Your Full Name, (2). Direct Telephone Numbers, (3). Contact Address, (4). Your Occupation, age and Marital Status. (5). Bank Name and Address. (6). Account Numbers. (7). Routing Numbers (8). Swift Code. (9). Beneficiary’s Name. Note that the above fund has been cleared from terrorist or fraud related activities.

    Thanks for Your Cooperation.

    Mr. David D. Hodgkinson,
    GK487-5843MR,
    EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN
    HSBC NY NEW YORK USA.
    Tel: +1 940 604 4564.
    Tel: +1 678 686 9498.
    Tel: +1 917 285 9167.

    Vanagram says: Who wants to call on my behalf?

  21. R.D. Walker says:

    A first for the Americas…

    Argentine Jorge Bergoglio has been elected pope, the first ever from the Americas and the first from outside Europe in more than a millennium. He chose the name Pope Francis.

    • notamobster says:

      STRICTLY FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES:

      See what I mean?

      This is simply a backdoor gun ban.

      So what are we Coloradans supposed to do?!

      Simply do not comply.
      “All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution, are null and void.”
      Chief Justice Marshall, Marbury v. Madison, 5, U.S. (Cranch) 137, 174,176
      And if they try to take them, or take you for having them, shoot them in the face!

      Sic semper tyrannis!

    • Rockheim says:

      Well now we get to see if Magpul will make good on their threats to leave the state.. Or wait until the legal challenges have passed.

  22. sortahwitte says:

    Re: Mr. Ban Ki-Moon. Probably the biggest crook the un has ever had running it. And that’s saying a hell of a lot. I wish there were some way to send about 220 volts straight to these guys sacks.

  23. jacksonsdad says:

    A lighthearted look but this shit ain’t funny…

    http://tinyurl.com/6wnyvfc

  24. BrunDawg says:

    News from Chicago’s food desert and a freaky Thursday’s mental image of the day:
    “Toddler ate used condom found at McDonald’s play area, lawsuit claims” — Sun-Times

  25. R.D. Walker says:

    Probably fake, funny anyway.

  26. R.D. Walker says:

    Sometime today there will he a hundred thousand comments on this site. Cool, huh?

    • jacksonsdad says:

      Nice…. I’m sure there are plenty of blogs with as many comments but I seriously doubt ANY of them can match the quality of The Real Revo. Congrats RD and the rest of the writers and commenters… a well earned milestone indeed!

  27. vanagram says:

    On this day in 44 BC – Roman Dictator Julius Caeser was stabbed by several Roman senators. If we could only be so lucky.

    • RJ says:

      that explains the new food taster at the white house, how would you like that job when he travels to Isreal in the near future.

  28. vanagram says:

    Interesting Trivia: Everyone knows that white smoke from the Sistine Chapel means that a new Pope has been selected. But did you know if the Pope sees his shadow from the balcony, there are six more weeks of Lent? #truefacts.

  29. BrunDawg says:

    Unfit Judge? Nope. Disability? Nope. Convicted of battery? Nope, nope nope nope nope nope and n.o.p.e.
    “Legally insane” judge Cynthia Brim not guilty due to her illness.

    (CHICAGO) (WLS) — In Chicago, Judge Cynthia Brim wants to return to the bench. The Cook County judge was found not guilty by reason of insanity in connection with a shoving incident a involving a sheriff’s deputy.
    Five times in the last 19 years, Cynthia Brim was hospitalized for treatment of a bipolar-related mental illness, including one instance in which paramedics had to remove her from her Markham courtroom.
    http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=8981802

  30. DarthJay says:

    This, ladies and gentlemen, is how our government currently works.

    http://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=442376592507280

  31. notamobster says:

    Well, it’s official! I’m moving to Seattle in 3 weeks. Weird, but I’m not even going to the office for the first two months. I’m flying straight to Kodiak, Alaska and then on to Dutch Harbor, for 4-6 weeks. I’m loving it!!!

    • R.D. Walker says:

      How cool is that? Damn. I am soooooooo jealous.

      • notamobster says:

        Yeah, it’s pretty effing sweet! Great new job & I finally get to go to Alaska. My best friend & I, back in high school, used to dream of hunting Kodiak Grizzly and going to Carnival & Mardi Gras, while travelling the world. He made it to Japan for a couple years and then back the UP. I’ve managed to go around the world a couple times, been to Mardi Gras and Carnival, now I get to go to Kodiak. Living the dream, quite literally. I am
        super pleased.

  32. BaconNeggs says:

    Just browsing youtube and came across this interesting video, a mix of religious sex, drugs, and the right to bear firearms.

    Mexican Mormons Vs Drug Cartel.

    • Jim22 says:

      I watched it. It’s 40 minutes long but very interesting. It’s out of date because it has a lot to do with candidate Mitt Romney. It was made before the election.

      It introduces you to the Mormon communities in the state of Chihuahua, Mexico and some of the people.

      If you have the time watch it.

  33. R.D. Walker says:

    I got this via email today. Exciting, huh?

    Hi.
    I write this and I believe that you answer me. I hope you will be an interesting conversationalist and a good friend and maybe more. Many Humans began their relationship through correspondence. And so I decided to try it.
    I am an educated, active, ambitious … I appreciate in people a sense of proportion and the ability to laugh. πŸ™‚ But most of all I appreciate the confidence and the willingness of men to a new relationship. You are ready to start a new relationship? What do you think about this? Write to me. My email nodrouqdii49@yandex.ru I look forward to a response.

    Best wishes,
    Juliya
    Email: nodrouqdii49@yandex.ru

  34. R.D. Walker says:

    My son runs a chain of convenience stores. This week he is putting in 110 hours because nobody wants to work. The weather is nicer and people are quitting. They would rather be on the dole in the summer. He can’t even hire managers. Nobody wants to work.

    He is working the counter and he just did this transaction: A guy just bought a box of ice cream bars and two 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew on EBT. He had $1,200 on his EBT account. Once that transaction was complete, he bought a carton of Marlboros with a $100 bill.

    We are screwed.

    • Ray Davies says:

      RD,with the way thing are going with SS I might need to go begging for a job, I’ll put the wife to work first.

  35. rj says:

    we sure are, every single thing the gov has done in the past 4 years has increased gov dependency, it ain’t gonna change, down like the hindenburg we go..

  36. Jim22 says:

    20 Rd AR-15 5.56/.223 Magazine – Black – Thermold

    $15.99

    m16-thermold

    Bulk Ammo

  37. fubar says:

    I’m rereading “One Second After”.

    I got a couple more bottles of Vetericyn
    http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/veterinaryqa/a/Vetericyn.htm
    and
    Nolvasan. both are pricey but work great for antiseptic cleaning.
    http://www.drugs.com/vet/nolvasan-solution.html

    Vetericyn works well on fungal as well as bacterial topical problems.

  38. Lerxst says:

    Tweet of the week:

    Fred Thompson ‏@fredthompson
    CA bill to ban use of lead in ammo for “environmental” reasons. I’d read the bill, but my mercury-filled CFL-bulb isn’t bright enough. #tcot

  39. vanagram says:

    An Observation on an Age Old Question
    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
    Finally I thought about an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, β€œit might be nice to have another child.”
    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, β€œYou know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
    I rest my case.
    Time for another beer.

  40. Greg B says:

    Did the leviathan just blink?
    (Maybe at least for now)

  41. BrunDawg says:

    WASHINGTON β€” The sponsor of a proposed assault weapons ban says Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has told her that the ban will not be part of the initial gun control measure the Senate will debate next month.

    California Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein says that instead of being included in the measure, the ban will be offered as an amendment.

  42. BrunDawg says:

    Wisconsin officials say they will close nude beach on weekdays to cut down on sex, drugs”
    It’s 30 degrees, how much sex can they be cutting down on?
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/19/wisconsin-officials-say-will-close-nude-beach-on-weekdays-to-cut-down-on-sex/#ixzz2O13XDJNY

  43. R.D. Walker says:

    Okay, which one of you hanyaks sent me this?

    IMG_20130319_154327_510

    Does it contain a hidden microphone? A tracking device? Is it packed with crack cocaine and the narcotics squad called?

    I am trying not to panic…. πŸ™‚

  44. notamobster says:

  45. notamobster says:

    me

    Precare pacem et para bellum.

  46. notamobster says:

    Welcome to Michigan. 53,000 deer strikes per annum without a peep from the anti-hunters or leftists about repealing vehicle ownership.

  47. Bman says:

    March 21, 2013 5:28CST

    -6 degrees F at the Frozen Tundra Revo District Outpost.

  48. notamobster says:

    My friend posted this on FB:

    Everytime I see a math word problem it looks like this:

    Question: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

    Answer: Purple. Because aliens don’t wear hats.